My Man Cave: A Bachelor’s Oasis of Comfort, Comfort, and...
" "Lots and lots of guitars fill my home. My entire house is a man cave tailored for a bachelor who has all his comforts. From an expansive 70-inch flat screen surround sound system to a turntable, everything is designed to make life as a bachelor comfortable and enjoyable.
" "Entertainment and Sound
" "The centerpiece of my man cave is a 70-inch flat screen with surround sound, creating a high-quality audio-visual experience. My turntable plays vinyl records, providing a nostalgic touch to my collection. Surrounding me is a sectional sofa, perfect for lounging after a long day. The spare bedroom doubles as a walk-in closet, teeming with everything I need to dress appropriately. Head to my king-size bed in the other bedroom for an undisturbed night’s sleep when the manic moments occur.
" "Art and Decor
" "Walls adorned with prints of surrealism and a few paintings add a touch of artistic flair. The dayroom and glassed-in porch have been transformed into a practice space with a large chrome pear drum kit. Usually, a full Marshall stack is set up in one corner, and a full PA system including bass bins adds to the auditory ambiance. My collection of vintage Playboys, back when they featured women, line the shelves. They are a remnant of the past, no longer relevant but drenched in nostalgia. No drinking has been part of my routine for many years, so my home is free of any boozy decorations. Instead, my stainless steel steak cooker graces the deck, offering an amazing view of Slippery Rock Creek.
" "Comfort and Relaxation
" "Everything I need is accounted for in this 70-square-foot bachelor’s pad. I have no frills; the only occasional addition is a new toothbrush and a T-shirt to sleep in for guests who spend the night. The pantry teems with a year’s supply of food—fresh, dehydrated, canned, and dried staples, all available from around the world. My first girlfriend's father, a Battle of the BulgePOW, taught me to appreciate abundance. He showed me how to survive on incredibly little, and now I savor every meal I cook. My thoughts often drift far away when I gaze at the vast collection, lost in a celebration of life.
" "Leisure and Entertainment
" "Books, maps, and comprehensive cell coverage with unlimited data for all the movies and U-tubes available keep my days filled with entertainment. I check Facebook only occasionally, using it as a source of amusement by poking fun at my out-of-state children's posts. Throwing myself into the vast selection of books, I prepare my mind for intellectual conversations when I inevitably return to the human world. No guns fill the shelves; only bows remain as childhood relics. I worry not about threats, for my loyal dogs take care of that concern. My only fears are bears, for they are nature's untamed beasts that can keep me safe from all other fears. A typewriter for hard copies of my thoughts, warm clothes for the cold winters, and a few small generators to maintain power during outages provide further comfort. Propane tanks and firewood ensure that no matter what the season, I am prepared.
" "Work and Creativity
" "I enrich my life with books on religion, ready to match minds with believers. No weapons of any kind grace my home; instead, a typewriter stands at my desk, allowing me to capture my thoughts. Collection of humor books serves as inspiration for my stand-up routines. Life is to be delightfully funny, but one must work on it daily to find humor in all situations. I do not let fear or worry define my life, and I strongly advise others to embrace the joy and levity that life offers.